Booger Boogie

The dance your finger does in your nose with the booger inside it wants to take home.An act of/for attraction between a finger and a booger.

Mr. Finger saw this hot booger at the nose club he wanted to take home and decided he'd better do the booger boogie on her so she'd stick around.

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Bush Wacked

When somebody takes a giant crap on you and tells you everything is ok while doing so(sometimes smiling as they does it too). Making a mess and leaving you with the mess.

What’s the last thing that Bush(W) Bush Wacked in D.C. before he went home to Texas? Answer: A terd (turd), and he didn’t even flush! Good riddance you crappy ex-President. Thanks for taking a giant crap on U.S. Somebody send this guy a giant statue of a toilet for his crappy library. Why is he smiling? Get a mop.

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