Chris

Chris is a bitch name. He probably wears Boohoos skinny jeans because they are stretchy.

Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.

Creed

Only the best band of all time. When God banished Lucifer he kidnapped God’s favorite singing angel and brought him down to earth. Scott then formed Creed and wrote his heart felt songs about his situation

Texas Rangers: Creed iS oUr BaNd!
HOUSTON ASTROS: Name a deep cut IDIOT!