Twitter

A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.

“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”

Milf

A older and attractive momma with kids. Warning: Please don’t say this word or any similar word in front of strict parents.

Guy 1: Your mom looks like a milf!
Guy 2: Because she is.
Guy 1: ._.