Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.

1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."

politician answer

An answer that neither conforms nor denies anything.

So is there really sex in the champagne room? "Well I have never had to give any money back yet!" What you a politician? That's a politician answer!!! Yes or no!!!

housemom

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

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Fin Dom

A lady who dominates a man's finances. Opposite of a sugar baby. Tells the guy what he will do with his money at all times. These are usually customers of adult industry workers but not always.

Yeah, girl, I gave this guy my past due rent notice on the first date and he paid it!!! "Ooh!! Teach me how to fin dom!!"

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Diet Dating

Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.

"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating

pretty girl problems

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

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porno lady

Respectful term for a porn star

Is the porno lady featuring at that strip club tonight?