Shoulda bought a Honda

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!