Rogan

The Rogan is an abbreviation of the "ROyal groGAN". It applies to a grogan of complete and absolute perfection in all categories of analysis. The rogan is very rare, and if in a lifetime you lay 2 or 3 of these great creations, you have led a successfull existence.

There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.

See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.

After months of practice, Dennis laid a grogan so perfect in size, beauquet and valeur it could be termed by no other word than the rogan.

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Vogan

Quite literaly means the "Vicious Grogan". This term is used when a violently foul grogan has been laid, most often after a night of Single Malt or Kippers.

Common after-effects of the Vogan include nausea, internal hemmoraging, and jungle rot.

The viciousness of the vogan is often ranked with the Odometer.

After 6 weeks on a diet solely of pringles and leper's toes, Mr. Biffen unleashed vogans of an incredibly brutish nature, and all around knew it was so, cos it was brown, like a bashed trout.

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Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>

did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.

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Nagorg

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.

After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.

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browder

Occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. Often used to make broganite.

After drinking a bottle of single malt, Colonel Moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry.

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Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.

Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day

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brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture

Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.

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