aargan

The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their aggots.

The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).

After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.

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Vortes

Vortes is another way of saying 'what is'. It is usually used when speaking in a german accent

'Vortes is your name' -German soldier

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odometer

The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.

Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.

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Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.

After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.

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brocket

The brocket comes from a marriage of the words broganite and rocket. Essentially the brocket is a rocket fueled by broganite used in modern warfare. Due to the immense power of the active ingredient browder (derived from black grogan brogan powder), the brocket has been known to be fired over 1000's of miles. It is a form of non-conventional warfare due to its akrid stench upon detonation, and ability to shower all in a 40mile radius with grogan remnants.

After the Palestinian Qassam rockets were successfully taken out of operation by the Israeli counter-terrorist forces, they began to use Brockets with devastating results for all caught in its path.

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steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

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reverse grogan

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.

Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.