dogs

Some big ol' crusty-heeled, ashy, fungus-infested, long-toenailed, mangled, bunyun-covered feet.

Damn, you got some cold ass dogs!!!

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beat down

To masturbate (jack off)

I just beat down to this porno last night.

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pink starfish

1. an asshole
2. Patrick, a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants that lives in Bikini Bottom and wears green and blue swim trunks on a regular basis. (Highly suspect connection to definition number one... maybe a joke being played on parents who let their kids watch this show?)

Patrick is a pink starfish.

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