sugardots

a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses

At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time

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gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

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silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

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pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

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22

1)hate / hating
2) haters (22's)

1) I 22 dat girl
2) there are 22's in da joint

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Epler

Nice, Nice!

*point fingers*

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dumbass

A person who pronounces nuclear as "nuke-you-lar."

Presidential squatter George W. Bush

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