Double Brown Banana Slices

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.

Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

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