Squidward

Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.

Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."

Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"

Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*

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