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Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.
Whiskey manufactured in Ireland
Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.
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A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.
The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!
In trucker terms, there are three definitions. 1) a person who is immediately behind you who decides to pass you, usually on a highway, on the same side you have just turned your blinked on. 2) someone who tried to pass you on the right while you are making a right turn, usually on city/suburb streets. 3) someone who rushes past you, pulls in front of you in your lane, then proceeds to crawl, usually on the right lane of a 3 or 4 lane highway.
This passhole caused an accident because he couldn't wait 5 seconds.
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