criticalist

When something is really, really, extra, extra fucking critical. Real serious stuff.

Jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.

Mullettized

When something is fucked-up beyond repair. Named after the bottom feeding fish

Chris said that this inspection form has been completely mullettized

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QC Nazi

A quality control manager who runs his department with an iron fist.

Pee-on # 1: Man Chris is such a hard-ass, he won't let me wear shorts to work.
Pee-on # 2: Yes, he is a real QC Nazi!
Pee-on # 1: Who would think that someone that walks like a DUCK, could be such a PRICK!

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