Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

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Pass the drop saw

A secret phase commonly used on construction sites by lecherous tradesman when a pretty girl is strolling past the construction site.

A drop saw is far too heavy to ‘pass’ therefore when it is yelled out, the crew on site are made aware of a female presence.

Will - Boys! ‘Pass the drop saw’!

Jaicob - Oh boy! Be right there… Gee, ain’t she a beaut!

Will - Sure is! Every morning at 7.30am like clockwork, anyway back to work.