crankwank

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

Republicans

One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards

The new mayor of town caters to republicans, he’s a fuckin retard and should be shot

Scran

Both a noun and a verb used in the north of England, and occasionally London.

Noun

The shit type of food that you get from the nearly-bankrupt kebab shop down the road that’s always covered in grease and looks like shite but still tastes fine, or amazing if you’re pissed out your mind

Verb

To eat that shit type of food, and enjoy it anyway.

Person 1: man I’m starving let’s get some scran

Person 2: fuck yeah, from that Indian kebab shop?

George

A right sick head who usually steals your bitches

Did ya see George anywhere?
Yeah, over the shopping precinct.
Aight imma beat the shit out of him

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now