Scran

Both a noun and a verb used in the north of England, and occasionally London.

Noun

The shit type of food that you get from the nearly-bankrupt kebab shop down the road that’s always covered in grease and looks like shite but still tastes fine, or amazing if you’re pissed out your mind

Verb

To eat that shit type of food, and enjoy it anyway.

Person 1: man I’m starving let’s get some scran

Person 2: fuck yeah, from that Indian kebab shop?

Republicans

One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards

The new mayor of town caters to republicans, he’s a fuckin retard and should be shot

crankwank

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

Virgin boy eggs

A freakish tradition in china where people will collect eggs from chickens, and boil them in the urine of young males. It is said that the younger the boy, the better the taste.

Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?

Chinaman 1: oh yes we are having virgin boy eggs later! Praise Xi Jinping!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

George

A right sick head who usually steals your bitches

Did ya see George anywhere?
Yeah, over the shopping precinct.
Aight imma beat the shit out of him