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A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.
Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.
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A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.
Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.
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The male version of a landing strip.
This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!
Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.
I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.
The most powerful force in bro culture. Allows bros to access unfathomable powers.
How did that loser manage to bang a perfect ten last night. He must have used the brorce.
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A large gathering of Pokémon Go players wandering around a public park.
The Pokéherd at the park was contained by an electronic fence.
A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.
John Snow is the King of the North!
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