Phi

Noun - The ultimate barn. Incapable of carrying others and in fact is the antithesis of being "self-reliant". Relies on the abilities of others to get through life and when left to himself, will begin a sequence of chain reactions that end up exploding in his face and leaving a rather peachy smell in the air where the Phi once stood.

Lucas is a Phi, he just can't play badminton.

The only thing that Phi could carry was a backpack, and he had to half-ass that.

A knowledgeable philosopher once said, "You're either a pro or a noob, that's life." Well, in order to apply this here, you'd have to change it to: "If you're a phi, then you're a noob, that's life."

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