Hamilton, MA

An almost entirely white, sheltered town, just north of Boston, where everyone has too high of a sense of self regard. The most exciting thing in the town is an old war tank that sits in the middle of the public park and past that there’s a neat Cumberland farms where you can get whole grain pizza by the slice. Most people either own a horse themselves or know someone who does. There is no diversity in the “pristine” school system so if you’re different, you’ll be outcasted till the day you graduate. The entire town is filled with drugs, the only thing to do is drive around rip bongs in cars, half the students are baked throughout the day and at any point you can find someone vaping in one of the school bathrooms. You’ll have to deal with uptight moms that think too highly of their children, dads that played lacrosse in college and probably work at an investment bank somewhere along the North Shore. Nobody enjoys living in Hamilton, unless you’re looking to isolate yourself from the rest of the world in a suburbia that will mold you’re child towards sociatle conformity.

“Hey wanna cruise through Hamilton, MA and see what’s happening tonight” - No one ever

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