jesus

Worlds greatest con artist

Jesus: "I can walk on water, honest..."

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bestiality

Fucking wierd. (liteally)
Sex between humans and animals. Just wrong, illegal in most countrys.

she decided to try out bestiality and bent over infront of her dog.

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sex

Fucking brilliant

Sex results in: *insert own screams of pleasure here*

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run

Something originally designed as a survival mechanism. Now used by people with long legs to taunt people, everyone else to catch some form of public transport. of course the driver will purposefully wait untill you are 2 feet away from the door before buggering off.

"Run Forest, run!!!
"Oh, cheers for wait- Oi!!!"

Lanky guy: catch me if you can!
Short guy:all right (suspicious loading sound)

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