Dick Dog

1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title.

2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -

Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)

Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun

Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick

This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.

1. Wow, she didn’t even sleep with Jim Bob, he acts like he has this game when he’s really just a dick dog.

2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.

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Vote and chill

Netflix and chill with a ballot. Vote and chill is clearly superior because heated debates over candidates, ballot measures and initiatives is sexier than any episode of “Friends” could ever hope to be.

Last Tuesday Blair invited me over to vote and chill and wow — I never thought fufilling one’s civic duty could be so sexy.

Josh: Wanna vote and chill?
Nelle: Show me what democracy looks like ;)