Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

Kanyes

Having the runs or explosive diarrhea

Hater hearing Kanye West's new album I had a horrible case of the kanyes.