Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.
An acute involuntary reaction caused by overeating large amounts of greasy, low grade food. Combination of a violent cough and a gag which nearly induces vomit. Frequently happens immediately after a massive consumption, upon reaching the restaurant parking lot or on initial movement form the table. Bystanders often watch with a combination of horror and amazement.
Example 1 - I'm not feeling so good Brent, I just ate an entire beef burrito family pack, I'm about to gough my guts out.
Example 2 - After gorging himself at the Chinese buffet, Jay goughed so hard in the parking lot he almost blew a blood vessel.
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