Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.

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beau

Beau is a term used to describe a manly man with numerous daily sexual encounters with females. This manly man tends to have a ginormous penis which may also be referred to as "The Magic Stick". A Beau might also lose his temper at the drop of a hat and beat your face three shades of purple. But for the most part a Beau is a perfect example of a real man.

Why can't all men be beau?

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