Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

telling a daniel

To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.

Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.

Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.

Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?