Roslindale

If West Roxbury and Hyde Park had a baby. They resemble both neighborhoods so much there is nothing unique in it. Other than the best place on earth, fallon field.

Roslindale would suck if fallon didn’t exist

West Roxbury

The best neighborhood in Boston. Every kid from there is so wealthy that they try to act tough to fit the Boston narrative. Doing so they drink tweas and bud lights every weekend then fight each other or random kids. This ends up making them tough and they would fuck up anyone from anywhere else.

John: You see those kids over there, let’s go fuck them up
Tim: Nah let’s get out of here they’re from West Roxbury

Charlestown

A neighborhood in Boston that produces more scumbags than high school graduates. Everyone’s family has robbed a bank in their life, but the new generation would rather swipe from their friends.

That kid from Charlestown was a total scumbag

Southie

A neighborhood in Boston that used to have a tough crowd with lots of gang violence. But now it is one of the safest neighborhoods in Boston. Everyone from their tries to act tough to keep the old Southie ways but they can’t because they’re all pussies

Mike: My buddy from southie thinks he’s tough
Jamal: Southie kids are fags who cant fight for shit, and they suck at hockey

Dorchester

The shittiest neighborhood in Boston

Person 1: I’ve been thinking of moving to Dorchester, what do you think?
Person 2: I’d rather move to murderpan or Roxbury, fuck dot