Throw A Curveball

To take a shit. Stems from the phrase "dropping a deuce" whereas a curveball in baseball is indicated by the number 2.

Mack: I'm going to the bathroom. Gotta throw a curveball.
Jack: Make sure to wipe.

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Ghoulish Gluck Gluck

Intense oral sex from a ghost or any other phantom-like deceased creature.

Fred: I got some good ghoulish gluck gluck at that haunted house last night.

Ted: What??

Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.

Ted: Bro, are you high?

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Take a Quick Trip to Paris

A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.

I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.