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The number 71
"hey! did you know that 71 is more than 70?...oh...you did?...okay".
Make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop globe. Exit wound in a foreign nation' showing the home of the one, this was written for. My apartment looks upside down from there. Water spirals the wrong way out the sink, and her voice is a backwards record. It's like a whirlpool and it never ends
Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked
In the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana, hear my words
They're the ones you would think
I would say if there was a me for you
An abbreviated version of the word "abbreviate" or "abbreviation" to say when your short on time.
a man U wanna get sum polo sherts, its biz cash fri at work t-marrow. what, im makn no sens? na man im just abreving. lol lmfao U R so dum
The day reckoning. On ye day of reckoning thou shall be smitten for thy sins in a rather gruesome manner. While those who had a prosperous life filled with good intentions will be guided by Zhorplx (the three headed goat angle of death) to GranzhelMca the astral plane of existence where they will be blessed with an eternity of never ending nirvana and sexxy mens and womens.
"Excuse me, I need to take a shit, wait what? It's 2/22/22? Oh come on!
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The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking
"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"
A wicked cool horror movie idea I thought of.
Mabey it would be about the zodiac killer, or have a realistic Capricorn impaling someone with its horns. Or have someone who drowned in an Aquarius slowly sinking down to the bottom of the screen as a swarm of Pisces nibbles their skin away. Oh! Or it could have a bunch of Scorpio crawling all over someone and stinging them with their stingers. Oh, it also could have a Leo eating someone WHOLE!! Okay that's it.
If anyone actually wants to make this "Horror-Scope" movie fell free to. Just be shore to credit "Botanical Gull" in the credits.