Blurging

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.

"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"