ogre sexual

Ogre sexuality is when one identifies as being sexually and/or romantically attracted to an ogre such as shrek. However, an ogre sexual can also be attracted to those who remind them of an ogre, physically, mentally, or emotionally.

Me.

“ hey... dude?”
“ What?”
“ I’m an ogre sexual...”
“ ME TOOOOO!!!”
Together - “ AAAHHH YAASSSS!”