mildstone

a milestone that isn't as exciting as one thought it would be.

"This is the 100th stamp i've collected... its a milestone!"

"More like a Mildstone!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha!"

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Seven

A high quality first name with a lot of panache.

Wake up Seven, breakfast is ready.

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Costanza

A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.

dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.

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Messenger Bag

A purse

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"

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moving like Bernie

A new dance getting popular in the south. To move it like Bernie, dancers go limp and do their best impersonations of of the dead guy from Weekend at Bernie's

Guy 1: Did you see the youtube video where they're moving like Bernie?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: You should watch it... it's pretty sweet!

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Pickle Ball

Combination of tennis and ping pong, future olympic sport, way to determine friend status or sponge-worthiness.

I am better than you at pickle ball.

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yearn

to long for, to crave

I yearn. I sit home, and I yearn. Have you ever yearned?

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