shrangle

A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.

"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."

faux posh

an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.

"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."

"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."