Vegan

An adjective describing something as being unfortunate, embarrassing or stupid. A more modern and politically correct term that replaces describing something as gay (discrimination based on sexual orientation) or retarded (ableism). Unlike the previous, superseded terms mentioned, being vegan is a poor lifestyle choice which is stupid and devoid of bacon, and therefore perfectly acceptable for derision.

This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the most Vegan thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt.

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