Baseball

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

Zainab

Okay so imagine someone who likes someone of the same gender. If their name is Zainab then they 100% ARE GGAAAAYAYAYYYYYY.

Zainab: meow
Everyone else: GAY PERSON EVERYONE RUN!!!!