Tooshie Pussy

A nickname for tha butthole most commonly used to not allow the female to know which hole you plan on destroying. (they usually think you're trying to be cute)

"Baby I'm gonna nail your tooshie pussy."

"Mmm I like the sound of that."

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Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"