sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

ass taster

One who figuratively or actually uses their tongue to insert into others anal regions and samples. A known shit-talker or other undesirable. Basically designed to apply to a plethora of instances where one requires a unique term with which to define one or more persons known to be a pain in the ass.

"Dude, I'm not watching American Idol... those contestants are a bunch of ass tasters!" Hey, did you see what that ass taster just did?" "No, we're not going out anymore... he was such an ass taster."

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