Connel

To not go to any presentations when at a work conference.

Hey dude, I'm gonna Connel today and go to the pub instead.

9👍 3👎

Hooley

An evil Monty Burns look alike who likes to inflict pain on everybody. His only weakness is The Green Dragon

Hey dude. Leave him alone. You're being a real Hooley.

2👍 4👎

Big Gav

A simple man who tries his best. Has every dollar he's earned since Kindergarten.

Customer; How much for that bottle of wine
Big Gav; $7.95
Customer; I only have $7.80
Big Gav; I would love to let you off but I can't. 15 cents is 15 cents.
Customer; Thanks for trying Big Gav

Denno

The ultimate mate. A friend who is appealing to the fairer sex however emanates a sense of honesty; ruggedly handsome and a funny prick. A mate who will never leave u in the lurch and makes every party that much more entertaining. That mate ur missus begrudgingly trusts.

Wife; There is no way ur going on that bucks weekend at the Gold Coast.
Hubby; I was gonna room with Denno.
Wife; Ok, but stay close to him.

3👍 3👎