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GMMASB means "go make me a sandwich bitch" and is used online to tell off obnoxious women.
Jane: Marriage isn't worth it. Why do I want a bunch of drama for a tiny piece of meat?
Paul: GMMASB
Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.
Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.
Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).
Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.
Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.
Dale: Misery loves company.
Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
Cherry pie means eating bloody pussy.
Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.