Blackula

A Black Dude that Bites you, as most of them do. Usually when you are playing football in the Black Dudes backyard, and youre running for a touchdown, and he latches onto your back with his extra superior bone in his foot, and sinks his Gold Dentures into your shoulder blade. Mostly gives you rabies and Some STDs. Made by combining "Black" with "Dracula" Im pretty sure it was also a crappy movie awhile back.

I was gone with the ball, and Blackula over here bit my arm off.

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blackie chan

A Black Dude that knows karate. Combonation of "Black" and "Jackie Chan".

No Blackie Chan, Break the Board with your hand, not your .22...

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