Qualitative Gaslighting

This is when a person tells you what qualities you have, personality traits, etc. It can also be applied when someone's talking to someone else. It's even more harmful if the thing that's being said is simply untrue, and the person doing it has no idea what the person likes or enjoys.

Person: "I wanted to go skiing with your brother, but I don't know if he enjoys it"

Qualitative Gaslighter: "He loves skiing, I'll go and tell him to go with you"

The brother feels as though he now needs to portray this personality trait. Qualitative Gaslighting

karen

May I speak to your manager?

Hello it's Karen again, that dumb bitch, I need to talk to your manager

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Suilf

Step uncle I'd like to fuck

"Did you see that guys step uncle?"
"Yeah hes a total suilf"

Yonder

A term used to describe an unspecified small distance, typically about half a mile or less. It can also be a set distance depending on how you use the term colloquially, for example if you constantly use the term to describe a distance of about a block, one yonder=one block. If you frequently use the term as a set distance, you can use the plural version of "yonders", to describe a more specific distance.

"We gon' go runnin just about over yonder to dat tree right there brother"
"We went about 10 yonders over to the local gas station and bought some beef jerky for only fifteen-ninety-nine"

Dan

Short for disapproving stan, the ultimate reversal of a stan, a Dan is obsessed with taking someone down, instead of being obsessed in their approval of somebody. A Dan may act very extreme in their dissaproval, or be a simple hater, there are many types of Dans. A Dan is typically more dangerous than a stan, because they hate somebody instead of being a fan of theirs. A Dan is on a whole other level when it comes to being insane, a stan typically would not do anything to harm a person they like, which makes sense, a Dan will actually go out of their way to harass an individual, because of their disliking of them.

"I just got my house raided by the FBI"
"Must be one of those crazy Dans calling the TIP line"

Walmart

The place where everyone goes to get their food, but complains about how small businesses are being shut down Even though everyone goes there. No one shops at small businesses anyway because their prices are ridiculous and they only have food.

some dumb boomer: "Walmart's shutting down all of the local businesses!"
Smart person: "wasn't that you I saw at Walmart yesterday?"

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Gay

(1) adjective

A person who enjoys having sex with boys
(2) adjective

Describing a person/thing that is stupid

(1) "I have a crush on Adam" "I thought he was gay"
(2) "I hate fortnight it's so gay"

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