protopetasse

noun: The stage in the "petasse" hierarchy before the "full-fledged petasse" (or commonly named : "petasse"). You can reconnise her by the fact that she doesn't know that she is often beacause she is too young to understand.

I think Mary is a protopetasse.

Murphy Law

"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy

I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law

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Fouta-chiasse

Noun:1:A catastrophic situation in which the totality of successive events go wrong for one, many or all individuals involved.2:A period of time in which the Murphy Law is omnipresent.

:Gosh, this is really the fouta-chiasse.
:The movie ended in a fouta-chiasse