Eleventeen

Seems younger, but acts much older. A larger number than what appears. Not quite twelve, but not ten anymore either.

“Back when I was Eleventeen, I fought in the Great Meme Wars”

“That sombitch looks Eleventeen, but he’s only 9”

“When I was Eleventeen, songs were sang in black and white”

More Shrimp Please

A term coined by a steak house chain, for use when you ran out of shrimp, while taking advantage of “All you can eat shrimp”. It became an urban legendary phrase by two top notch guest ranch employees in Central Oregon in the early 1990’s. If you want something in life, simply ask for “More Shrimp Please!!”.

“Dude, This is the best summer ever....More shrimp please”.

“What should we do tonight after work?” “More shrimp please”

Waitress: “Can I get you two extremely handsome, hard working gentlemen anything?”
Mike and Erik: “More Shrimp Please!!!”

Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.

“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”