sex

The thing Fortnite players will never get to experience.

(Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE