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80's guy/girl

someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie) that barely runs

80's Guy has a mullet and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup

by Bozz Hawg April 21, 2004

26πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


player's code

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!

Ultimately, you must play to be a player!

by Bozz Hawg June 3, 2004

72πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


drag king

a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor

Tammy is a professional drag king and the Fuzzy Bunny Bar.

by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004

39πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


green monster

an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color

RECIPE:

1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


bitch seat

The passenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker's bitch rode on it.

Hop on the bitch seat, Snookums, and I'll take you for a ride on my Hawg.

by Bozz Hawg March 26, 2004

132πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


sports guy

A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.

Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

11πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


man titties

breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs

Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

74πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž