Jackson

Jackson, one of the most homosexual names you could ever give to a human being. Boys named Jackson will never have a chance with girls because everyone obviously knows he is a cock gobbling queer. You can find many Jacksons wearing cowboy boots riding the mechanical bull at a cowboy bar better than most pornstars. You can also find them 80% of the time looking at himself in the mirror flexing his small pasty white arms, then sending out a mass snap to everyone on snap about how they just did arm day for the past 5 days. I truly feel sorry for anyone that has this god forsaken name and any parent who legally gave him this name was just doing it to fuck the kids life up.

"how do my biceps look?" Jackson shut up you incredibly homosexual man"
"Ah yes Jackson! He dog fucked my friends boyfriend because he had 3% body fat."

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