pun jab

a native man wida funny funny name

hehehe punjab heheheh

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goddammit

exclamation expressed when things just arent going your way.
a way to express anger or stress.

i got fired from my job, goddammit!
Goddammit wheres my lighter.

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bumpkin

when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth

pat likes to give and receive bumpkins.

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Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

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butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

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upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

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Funaki

In reference to someones underpants. Stems for Jag-ese. Plural; funaki

"Wow, thems some colorful funaki you gots on there!"

"I wants to sniff her funaki."

"Ed likes the taste of Man Chow's funaki."

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