F13

a n00b so extremely n00b that they would believe things that basically anyone with common sense would understand.

If i ever invent a program, I'm going to have it say 'Press F13 to continue'..then all the n00bs will be like...wtf my keyboard only goes up to 12 and go try to buy a new keyboard...

32👍 80👎

cartophile

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

60👍 10👎

d-bo

The baller who be takin all yo sheeit while u chill on the porch

D-bo done came by and D-bo'd my chain and my bicycle

5👍 10👎

big cock

Brad has one down his pants and it is massive!!!!!!!

fit girl : i wish i could suck on brads big cock again
brad : u can but u will have to wait in line

278👍 376👎

purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants

num num.

num num.
puuuuuurrrrrdy num num.

10👍 16👎

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

94👍 22👎

KABLOOM!!!!!

What a flower does while opening in spring

Damn son that flower you picked for your mom just kabloomed in your face!!!

2👍 8👎