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Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany.

Poem: "Safety First"

From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.

The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.

With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.

By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.

Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!

They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.

Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.

Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.

Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!

Okay...so after such a long poem...do you really need an example too to get the point....Strap on the safety belt before you take the ride!

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dorkopolis

1)a big loser.

2) someone with no life

3) a person with no friends that thinks that they are cool but they are not.

4) An un-cool person

Joe was the biggest dorkopolis at my school, until he moved, no Jason is.

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perkins

a lovely family resturaunt.

yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!

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Fotchin

A word that is universal can be used in the place of any word. similar to shibby.

Dude your mom was fotchin last night

Your a fotchin bitch

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bitchdick

a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis

That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.

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iggles (Loi)

iggles is used instead of giggles..just cause it sounds so much better..
and when iming ur peeps u say loi instead of lol cause lol means lots-o-laughs and what is an an an iggle? just a small laugh!!!

"i heard that tina let sum one go down her pants!! and then she licked the guys fingers"
"EEWWWW..loi"

HSB

-part of the HSS series
-stands for hott single and on a break

P1-"do you know his status?"
P2-"yea, i think he's HSB. but he should be HSS soon, or so i hear."