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herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Rageahol

What Homer Simpson is addicted to.

"It's true! I'm a rageaholic! I can't live without rageahol!"

by Braavosi May 4, 2003

227πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


REMF

Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.

The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.

Shit! That REMF canceled the supply drop! We're on our own for this one!

by Braavosi May 1, 2003

2974πŸ‘ 1472πŸ‘Ž


nematocyst

1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish

Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!

by Braavosi May 1, 2003

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


death

1. The eventual end of a person, the bottom of an arc, the last chapter, the last stand, the loss of life, removal from Earth, the ltimate paradigm shift. Contrary to popular belief, there is nothing after it.

oh, here comes Death
hi death

by Braavosi May 1, 2003

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


waste of time

Whatever you like to do best.

Stop wasting time!

by Braavosi May 1, 2003

90πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.

Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...

by Braavosi May 17, 2003

118πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž