Mads

Mads is a person with the deadest trim ever xd. He likes to have intercourse with men and your mom.
His sister is smoking hot, a bit like Michelle Obama. Furthermore, he can't handle balls except for your boyfriends.

Girl: Oh shot here comes Mads, I better hide my boyfriend!
Boy: But he has the deadest trim ever?
Girl: Maybe, but you better hide your mom as well.