Getting High on the Swings

1. Smokin weed while swingin.

2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.

2.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?

Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.

Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!

Jason: Then JUMP!!!!

Aaron: Awwwww

Jizzin

Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.

Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"

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CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

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pulled a kurt cobain

Doing large amounts of heroin while playing in a grunge band then committing suicide.

Bill:You hear what Bob did?

Greg: Yeah he totally pulled a kurt cobain

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Chinese Purple

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

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Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

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lubed

To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.

"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"

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